“Siri”

I love it when people are going to ask Siri something, but before they do, they say “Siri,” as if there might be another minute all-knowing person in their phone, rather than just the one. Either that or they think that Siri might have other stuff going on and they need to get her attention.

If I were writing the code over there at Apple, I’d put it in that whenever someone did that the phone would respond with something like, “Nope, Siri quit; this is Wanda.”